I’ve been reluctant to post some personal news here, but because just disappearing without an explanation seems odd, at the least, here goes. Starting in
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In the summer of 1988 I was out of work and living in Las Vegas. I was certified in Clark County but I couldn't get a massage job.
I'm hanging out with a kid named Les Fabri, a featherweight from Seattle. I had met him at the Golden Gloves Gym and we started working out together and sparring. He was a good little southpaw. He had 160 amateur fights and won about 140; a two time US national champion. He had lost out in the Olympic box-offs to Steve McCrory, Milton's younger brother, but it was close.
By rights I didn't belong in the same ring with him, save for he couldn't break an egg and I was a puncher. So it worked out okay. He was managed by Alex Fried, a Hungarian Jew who made jewelry and owned stores in the Imperial Palace and the big Hilton.
Fried had also managed a friend of mine from Vancouver. Alex had a lot of money. He also had a knack for ruining fighters. He could get you the wrong fight at the right time, the right fight at the wrong time, or maybe the whole thing was wrong, wrong, wrong, for short money. So Fried is sponsoring these guys and he stashes them at an apartment complex near Koval and Tropicana.
I'm hanging out there and in a downstairs apartment the door is open and there are a handful of people sharing a joint. I partake. The one girl, a pretty black lady, we start talking. I'm telling her my recent history. In other words, I'm out of work. She is a blackjack dealer and also out of work. She says, "Why don't you go to dealers school, they will give you money and everything."
I start hanging around this girl. Plus, she can help me get pot. I'm helping her and her friends out, with rides mostly, because I had wheels.
I take her advice and look in the yellow page -- COS, Career Opportunities School. The first one I spotted. I go there and take some bogus test, 6 + 7 + 8 = 21, right?
They tell me, "You're a man, you will deal craps" because a monkey can deal blackjack. So you better have a pretty face and a nice rack, if you want the strip. Or would you rather rot downtown?
There was a $1682.00 grant involved and a $2600.00 dollar loan, for three games. My only question was, "How soon can I get the money?" "Ten days." "Where do I sign?"
This school had recruiters and they were scraping guys right out of the gutter. The loans were federally insured. The school got their money regardless of default, courtesy of the US taxpayer. Every Thursday, guys would show up for disbursement and that was the last of them for another week. They should have called it Crack Opportunities School.
The school eventually lost their federal funding; they had too many defaults. Naturally I'm going to school, but believe me; you don't learn how to deal in school. You don't learn shit.
I got friendly with a guy there, a Vietnam vet. He had a milky left eye from a piece of shrapnel. He told me he loved Nam, "All the drugs you wanted..." but they wouldn't let him re-up because of his eye.
The school secretary was a morbidly obese chain smoker and her daughter was also pretty hefty.
This guy, the vet, goes over to the New Thunderbird Motel after school one day and has a drink with the secretary. Now he's telling me that he's fucking her. I'm laughing, "Do you do 69 with her?" Now he's laughing. He tells me to, "Shut up!" He says, "She bathes me and she'll do anything. She licks my asshole." Not that I needed to know that. He tells me he wants to nail the daughter also.
The school money wasn't enough, so I got a job bussing tables at the Paddle Wheel, a little off-strip joint across from the Landmark, Howard Hughes' white elephant. I ended up dealing dice at the Landmark two years later. While at the Paddle Wheel, I got a job at the Tropicana, doing massage again. So I had two part time jobs and school.
The school provided apartments for some of the dealers and it became part of their loan package.
I give the vet a ride home one day out toward Nellis. When I get there, there's like maybe eight guys sitting around a table smoking crack. It was my first time. They had a glass pipe, a good one. My turn comes. They are coaching me. I blow out and take it in very, very slowly, long and deep.
Then they tell me to hold it. My heart is about to pop. They tell me to let it out slowly. A millisecond and the rush hits me, crawling up my spine and exploding in my head like an orgasm times ten. I'm sitting down kneading my thighs and grinding my teeth and they're laughing because I am righteously lit, and I understand instantly why people turn into hardcore addicts off the first rush. Because it is never again like the first time, and you chase and you chase and you chase.
That's it! That's what I am. I will try anything. But this one time I really stepped through the portals of hell. I struggled with that shit off and on for the next eight years.
The Tropicana turns into a fulltime gig, but it's a garbage job -- no money and bad working conditions. The spa wasn't owned by the Tropicana; it was owned and run by Ken Mizuno a degenerate gambler who had baccarat markers for millions up and down the strip. The only notable thing that happened while I was there was that one evening Rodney Dangerfield came in. No one was around. I was just attending for the other kid. I gave him a towel and some juice and he stiffed me.
There was an assistant manager at the Tropicana. We got along okay at first. One evening there was an incident, can't recall what about. I mean, I was fed up with that job and was about to break in on dice somewhere, anyway. We had a verbal altercation and he fired me on the spot. He was behind the desk. Another masseur was there, a venomous little Cambodian dude who died of cancer a couple of years later.
I badly wanted to punch the manager in the head. I mean, I had an internal conflict going. I'm thinking, "I am going to jail..." but the urge to lay hands on this fucking guy wins out and I reach over the desk and give him a shot in the head.
He comes out from behind the desk and we're trading. He's big, about six two, but he can't really punch. I'm feeling inhibited on account of, "I'm going to jail...."
Finally he sits on me, tackles me, and I'm on the floor and he starts slamming my head against the mirrored wall. I'm concerned about broken glass and also, it is starting to hurt, so I yell at him, "That's enough!"
Security arrives. They escort me to the basement. I got a slice over my right eye -- he was wearing a diamond wedding ring -- but it wasn't deep and they put a butterfly bandage on it.
They took my picture against a yardstick, "He's not pressing charges, but you're eighty-sixed. If you come on the property you will be charged with trespassing."
I apologized and they showed me empathy. They said he must have done something to provoke me. Shortly thereafter I auditioned at a break-in joint called Little Caesars. This was my first dice job.
|Earth Epicenter: Warbook
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A long waited Redeemer has appeared among the Ohnis, a gladiator, who against his own aspirations will fall prisoner to fate, faith and politics. Simultaneously, a special Solard has developed insurmountable amounts of knowledge at such a pace that it will change the future prospects of both Humanity and the Ohnis.
|Eat Me: 169 Fun Recipes From All Over the World
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|Excerpts From A Life on Planet Earth
Three days before the grand opening, a huge telephone company truck parked in front of my restaurant. Two men in hardhats emerged. One of them grabbed a jack hammer and began breaking up the sidewalk.
Benito then crushed his cigarette out on the pavement. I noticed it was half lit and still smoking. "When someone steals my property, I get very agitated. I can't sleep, break out in a rash and then I am uncomfortable. When I become uncomfortable I become unreasonable and you don't want me to be unreasonable." "No, I don't." I said. "Good just let me know what State he is in and I will find him. You will be off the hook. I know he is your friend but he is a rat and a low life. Now what State is he in!" He was now digging his hand into my left shoulder. I felt his grip, he was very strong. I loved Cliff like a brother but this was not my battle. "He is in New Jersey" I screeched. "Okay let's go Dobbs, have a nice day kid." I watched them walk across the street and get into a gray Corvette. As they drove away I felt my hands sweating. I got off easy. It wasn't me they wanted but I was the weak link. I also tried to convince myself that I didn't give up Cliff because I didn't pinpoint his location. I really did not know where he was and I think they knew that. They knew Cliff was smart. I told them he was in New Jersey but New Jersey is a big state. I must admit I was still frightened but I was more frightened for Cliff. I did not want anything to happen to him. I really believed these guys would hurt him.
|Eye of Saturn
Felipe stood naked high on a hill overlooking the Andalusian countryside. Unseasonably wild, blustery, icy cold winds caused tree limbs to thrash about violently. The chilled night air had stiffened the blades of grass, coating it with a heavy frost. Even though the air was bitter cold, Felipe could not feel it as it blew hard against his chest. Nor could he feel the frost covered blades of grass, crackling beneath his feet.