The Yellowstone Chronicles

Jeremy Metis, a typical high school slacker, comes face-to-face with a new reality when a car that appears in his yard, with keys in the ignition and pinks in his name, suddenly comes to life and attacks him. He is rescued by the mysterious Federal Agent Danann, but soon learns that he may need to fear her too, due to his involvement in some unknown crime from her past. Jeremy struggles to discover more about the history of the powerful Fairy Kingdom, and his role in it, before he becomes a murderous fairy's next victim. Yellowstone Chronicles spans from second century Britannia to nineteen-nineties Indiana in a gripping epic of a thriller. Other books in the series include "Yellowstone Protocol: A Pandemic of One" and "The Legend of Layla."
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"Bridgette shook her head and said “He doesn’t like motorcycles.” Bridgette’s hand dipped surreptitiously towards her back pocket and she continued “And he doesn’t like horses. He really doesn’t like horses and neither do I.” Sophie pursed her lips and asked “Why horses?” Bridgette didn’t answer. She just continued “Tell me, Sophie, what do you think of Kelpies? Total bull, right? I mean, shape-shifting horses that drag people into water? Get real, right?” Sophie swallowed hard and said “Yeah, of course.”
 

Bridgette replied “Yeah, I mean, it would be totally weird for one to transform into a 1960’s Black Ford Mustang and try the same dumb trick in nineteen ninety-eight as it probably pulled back in thirteen ninety-eight. I mean, seriously, they would have to modernize their game.” Sophie shrugged and said “Well I would think incorporating the car to be a pretty nifty adaptation. Besides, Kelpies have more important things to think about than keeping up with human toys.” Bridgette cocked her head to the side and asked “Really? Like what?” Sophie’s face grew dark as she said “Like the drainage of the wetlands to make room for mini-malls, the destruction of the forests for corn-fields, the murder of innocent animals for sport, the rape of resources for convenience, the never-ending backwash of putrid chemicals flushed into their homes… oh, Bridgette, a Kelpie, like all fairies, has a great deal things more important to consider than finding new ways to trick men to their death when the old ways work so well.”

Sophie took a step towards her and her teeth clenched. Her black hair began to move and wave as if it had a mind of its own. Bridgette’s eyes widened in fear. Sophie said “All of the Kelpie’s problems, Bridgette, have a singular answer. A simple, singular answer. The easiest way to end terraforming, clear-cutting, hunting, desolation and pollution is to simply end mankind itself.” Bridgette’s heart began to throb in her ears. Sophie’s eyes grew so dark as to turn black. Soon they became entirely black with no cornea to be seen. Sophie’s flesh and clothing began to melt and shimmer growing black as oil in color with a sheen to match. Sophie continued “You ask too many questions but I only have one.” Sophie held up a hand and her fingers began to bend backwards against their joints. They waved and waggled in a tentacle-like fashion.  Sophie slung out her hand towards Bridgette and it elongated with incredible speed. Before Bridgette could even react, it wrapped the long, black, tentacle-like fingers around her throat. Sophie said “Did you actually think you would be walking out of this bathroom alive after challenging me?”

 

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Jeremy Metis, a typical high school slacker, comes face-to-face with a new reality when a car that appears in his yard, with keys in the ignition and pinks in his name, suddenly comes to life and attacks him.
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