Paul De Lancey

Paul De Lancey

Paul De Lancey writes in multiple genres: adventure, westerns, morality, time travel, thriller, and culinary, all spiced with zaniness. He is a frequent contributor to HumorOutcasts. His novels "Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms?," "Beneficial Murders," "We’re French and You’re Not." and "The Fur West" and his cookbooks "Eat Me: 169 Fun Recipes From All Over the World" and "Following Good Food Around the World" have won acclaim from award-winning authors.

Paul is also the writer of hilarious articles and somewhat drier ones in Economics. Dr. De Lancey obtained his Doctorate in Economics from the University of Wisconsin. His thesis, “Official Reserve Management and Forecasts of Official Reserves,” disappears from bookstore shelves so quickly that most would-be purchasers can never find it in stock.

Paul, known to his friends as Paul, was the proud co-host of the online literary events "Bump Off Your Enemies," "The Darwin Murders," "Tasteful Murders," and "Loving You to Death." He also co-collected, co-edited, and co-published the e-book anthologies resulting from these events. Perhaps Mr. De Lancey will someday become a literary giant without having to die for the title.

The humorist is a direct descendant of the great French Emperor Napoleon. Actually, that explains a lot of things. Paul ran for President of the United States in 2016! Woo hoo! On the Bacon & Chocolate ticket. Estimates of Bacon & Chocolate’s share of the votes range from 3 to 1.5% of the total. El Candidato also lost a contentious campaign to be El Presidente of Venezuela. In late 2013, Chef Paul participated in the International Bento Competition.

Mr. De Lancey makes his home, with his wonderful family, in Poway, California. He divides his time between being awake and asleep.

He is a frequent contributor to His books are available at: and

Published Sort ascending Title
2018-01-14 Paul’s Camembert Burger – Blog 999
2018-01-09 Atlanta Brisket
2017-11-19 Homemade Butter
2017-11-11 Spotlight on Stacey Roberts – Author of “Trailer Trash with a Girl’s Name – Father Figures”
2017-10-21 Spotlight on Wil 3 – Author of “Heartly God?”
2017-10-14 Brazilian Shredded Collard Greens
2017-10-08 SPAM Fried Rice
2017-09-30 Burmese Fried Fish Cakes
2017-09-28 Hatch Chile Onion Pie
2017-09-24 Newfoundland Pork Buns
2017-09-22 Bananas With Split Peas
2017-09-19 Chicken Chipotle
2017-09-16 Paul’s K-IT-CHEN
2017-09-14 Phosphate
2017-09-10 Descruffifying a Runway Model – Day Two
2017-09-09 Descruffifying a Runway Model – Day One
2017-09-08 The Scruffy Face Behind This Blog
2017-09-04 Picadillo
2017-08-27 Spotlight on H.J. Worthington – Author of “Farewell, Amelia Mary: Long Time Looking”
2017-08-25 Hermit Cookies
2017-08-16 The Wonder Dog
2017-08-12 Bad Advice Friday + 1, 08-11-17
2017-08-09 Potica (Nut Roll)
2017-08-05 Bad Advice Friday +1, 8-05-17
2017-08-03 Looking for Toilets, My Travels Through Europe: Venice
2017-08-02 Join Bacon & Chocolate Party’s Invitational Virtual Riot, August 10.
2017-07-31 Chicken and Hearts of Palm Pie
2017-07-29 Son of a Bun Cheeseburger
2017-07-15 Boston Baked Beans
2017-07-15 Mr. Wisdom Says, Heat Rises in California
2017-07-12 Prawn Barbecue
2017-07-08 Searching For Toilets: My Travels Through Europe
2017-06-26 Gentle Readers, As can be seen at inters
2017-06-19 Today marks the exciting debut of a new
2017-06-15 Grandma Anna’s Spritz Cookies
2017-06-09 Bad Advice Friday, 6-09-17