Beneficial Murders

Deeply upset by rampant naughtiness, Santa Claus decides to launch nuclear missiles at the world. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer argues he’s being too rash, that not all humans are bad.
Santa agrees to cancel the missile strike if he can...

Author: Paul De Lancey

We're French and You're Not

We’re French and You’re Not is a hilarious romp focusing on the clueless French millionaire, Robert, and the effects of his diary on the conventional Wisconsin farm boy, Frank.

While in America, Robert and his constant companion Jean meet Henrietta...

Author: Paul De Lancey

Eat Me: 169 Fun Recipes From All Over the World

From the author of We’re French and You’re Not and The Fur West, De Lancey entertains supreme as he distills cooking to the simplest of terms—from boiling water (and identifying the stove) to preparing timeless classics from every corner of...

Author: Paul De Lancey

Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms?

A grocery store can’t expect repeat business if its checkers unleash Armageddon. This truism governs Debbie Devil, dedicated supermarket checker and horny, estranged wife of Satan. Debbie sets her sights on Joe Thorvald, a God-fearing, Lutheran. If she can get...

Author: Paul De Lancey

Following Good Food Around the World

Paul De Lancey will take you on a safari around the world with 180 recipes, including photos, beginning with Albanian fare to Zimbabwean. Nothing brings family together like food. Gather your clan around the kitchen table for a bit of...
Author: Paul De Lancey